In Vino Veritas

Archie offers to help out old school pal Maurice when plans for his daughter's wedding on a boat go awry. Maurice also wants her fiancé, Neil, watched because he'd absconded 24 hours before the last wedding, and tells Archie that he'll double his fee if he can get Neil to the altar. Jamie follows Neil and spots him having an argument with known loan shark, Teddy B.

When Neil realises that Jamie is following him, he loses his temper, and ends up in a police cell. Archie pays Neil's bail and orders Jamie not to lose him again - but on the morning of the wedding, Neil has disappeared. Jamie tracks down Neil and convinces him to go through with the wedding and all seems well until Teddy B turns up at the quay - and it turns out he's Neil's dad.

Teddy B's presence on the boat upsets a lot of people and it's up to Archie and Jamie to keep the wedding party happy until the boat can set sail. But Archie gets a shock when he finds Maurice about to jump overboard and he discovers that it's actually Maurice who's in debt to Teddy - and he's bankrupt. As Archie tries to talk Maurice down, Jamie is trying to stop World War III...

With the ceremony about to start, can Archie and Jamie calm the chaos and get the happy couple to the altar on time?

*Guest starring Rik Mayall*