Alex Polizzi checks into The House, which is the place to stay in Bath if the B&B’s reviews are anything to go by, but as Ms P might say, why isn’t it making any bloody money, darling?

The answer lies with owner Rowena, who has no interest in the business side of things, doesn’t know how much money is coming in or going out and keeps the booze flowing in the bar without charging her guests.

You don’t need to be an accountant to work this one out!