The Broadwater Farm riots are brewing in the background but Walter (Idris Elba) and his family soon have other concerns as Valentine has a trial for Leyton Orient.

Can Bagpipes (Bill Bailey) help him make the grade?

Bagpipes is also a man on a mission since he’s trying to raise funds to take wife Kirsty away for a romantic break; she’s thinking Paris, but his plans are more along the lines of Chelmsford in a static caravan!