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Steven Spielberg’s most successful movie – Jurassic Park – gets the bonkers but brilliant Keith and Paddy treatment.

Wouldn’t the terrifying dinosaurs be even scarier if they had machine guns? We can’t think why Spielberg didn’t think of it first!

There’s also a great guest cast, including Shaun Ryder as Jeff Goldblum’s character, dashing rock star scientist Ian Malcolm – watch out for the moment he shakes his maracas at
a Tyrannosaurus rex.

The ace Sian Gibson (Car Share) gets the role of Lex, who’s 11, as Keith and Paddy couldn’t be bothered with child actors so just gave the role to the smallest person they knew.