On Film4 tonight at 9pm

this movie has got me thinking about that inevitable Halloween costume. This headless horseman might be fun, but a bit restrictive for socialising. Here are some of the others I’m considering:

Dracula AD 1972

Hmm, those fangs are probably going to hinder me from fully enjoying the party nibbles.

Oliver Reed

People might get annoyed with me for moulting into the buffet.

Robert Englund

What if people think I actually look like that?

Ron Perlman

I’d be constantly worried about those horns falling off into the punch bowl.

Angelica Huston

A strong contender, but I’m still not convinced.

As you can see, I’m still struggling for ideas, so any other suggestions would be very welcome.