You must meet my wife!

A scatty brained woman who seems lost walks into Wisteria Lane, and the ladies are shocked to find out she’s Paul’s new wife. It seems Beth started writing letters to him in prison then married him as she expected him to stay there for life. Paul’s not pleased when she refuses to do her wifely duty and get passionate with him. He even threatens the poor woman!

When Bree’s backing out of her drive in the car, she is distracted by naughty thoughts about handyman Keith and accidentally runs over Juanita, who has to go to hospital. Bree’s devastated and feels she must sack Keith before things go further. But can she resist her desires for long? Meanwhile, in hospital Gaby is told that Juanita’s blood type doesn't match her mum or dad’s. She assumes it’s because she got pregnant through an affair, but then finds out the devastating truth from Carlos that Juanita isn’t theirs...

And Tom thinks he has male post-partum depression which Lynette finds ridiculous! New house guest Rennee interferes by taking Tom’s side, which winds up Lynette no end. Eventually they all settle their differences but then Rennee announces that she’s moving in to Edie’s old house over the road. Tom’s slightly worried as he lets slip that they once slept together...