Gavin and Stacey star James Corden has applied his unique logic to the England football team in a skit for Comic Relief featuring David Beckham and John Terry.

Corden, in character as Smithy, stumbles across the team while they’re in camp at a country hotel. It’s not long before he’s giving advice to the team, including advising Peter Crouch to improve his ‘robot’ goal celebration, telling John Terry to save his tears for home and explaining to Shaun Wright-Phillips he’s got to raise his celebrity profile.

It’s very funny – and you can see it all here…

Tune into Comic Relief – Funny for Money this Friday to see Smithy talk team tactics with the national squad. BBC One from 7pm.