All those who want to see the back of Tracy Barlow please form an orderly queue.
And once that’s gone around the block, the police are left with the onerous task of finding out who attacked her and left her in a pool of blood in next week’s Coronation Street.
Was it Steve? Nick? Gail? David? Becky? The list is as long as the arm of the law, but when Tracy comes around in hospital she quickly names her attacker!
Watch the scoop on next week’s Coronation Street: