Stand by for a classic Casualty event that would never happen in reality.

Max, who has never organised anything successfully in his life, decides, in the morning, to run a speed-dating event that lunchtime, mainly featuring people he already knows.

Everyone is able to get spruced up, slap on the make-up and take an extended break to nip over to the pub… even Dylan. It’s good fun, if not very believable! Meanwhile, Sam is still flirting with Connie, but she insists their clinch last week was a mistake – and the spectre of the Ellisson family causes even more trouble for Mickey and Jez.