Would you stay at a hotel run by the Apprentice lot?!

The candidates embrace the luxury hotel market this week, when each team is charged with designing, decorating and furnishing a premium bedroom in a top establishment before pitching their designs to the hotel manager and a design specialist.

However, after some seriously odd concepts are discussed and rejected – a celebrity-themed room based around Tim Henman is our favourite idea ever! – ‘luxury’ seems a distant goal as the teams blunder through budget issues, wall-measurement problems, dodgy furniture and a creation that one rookie designer describes as looking like someone has ‘puked a rainbow’.

But as they face the wrath of Lord Sugar, who’ll get a five-star rating and who’ll be checking out?