We’ve noticed some animosity bubbling away between Spiro and Hugh for a few weeks now, and tonight they’re going to thrash it out in the most British way possible… with a game of cricket!

Frankly, we were hoping for a Bridget Jones-style scrap, but we’ll have to settle for sporting rivalry as Hugh rallies the troops for Team England and Spiro recruits some players for the Greek side.

Poor Louisa just wants everyone to escape unscathed…

Meanwhile, Gerry tries to give Donald some romantic advice to get out of tutoring – and Larry attempts to break up with Vasilia… again.