Day 1, Wednesday Jan 3

Let the madness begin! Celebrity Big Brother kicks off in the winter cold with a truly motley crew. Saying goodbye to normality, privacy and the morning papers are Jermaine ‘brother of Michael’ Jackson… tabloid columnist Carole Malone… former S Club 7 singer Jo O’Meara… former Steps singer Ian ‘H’ Watkins… rock singer Donny Tourette… veteran popstar Leo Sayer… OAP film director Ken Russell… Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty… 80s model Cleo Rocos… actor Dirk Benedict… and former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd.

The biggest entrance is young rocker Donny, who shows up filled to the brim with vodka and drunkenly lurches into the spa pool fully clothed and mic’ed up. Yellow card offence young man!