Jump on your Brompton bike and get home in time for this excruciatingly brilliant sitcom.

We find Ian as we left him – despairing of his BBC colleagues and trawling Broadcasting House for a scrap of common sense.

Today’s problem is an ex-footballer who wants a Match of the Day job.

He claims he’s been overlooked because he enjoys wearing women’s clothes.

But actually it’s his lousy audition that’s the problem…

Meanwhile, PR guru Siobhan is back – even though Perfect Curve has been taken over by Fun Media, her enthusiasm for ridiculous ideas continues.

The latest pitch is for BBC Me, a new version of YouTube that leaves Ian as exasperated as ever…