Two Cockney football fans kidnap the referee after a crucial game goes against their team in tiresome, very sweary comedy Kicking Off.
Cockney football fans Wigsy (Warren Brown) and Cliff (Greg McHugh) kidnap the referee (Alistair Petrie) after a crucial game goes against their team, but they really haven’t a clue what to do with him. And neither has Kicking Off, a tiresome, very sweary comedy that is almost as half-witted as its protagonists.
Director Matt Wilde does supply one or two deft visual touches – such as a nifty match cut from the bottom of a lager glass to an amber traffic light. But the duo are such gormless barmpots that spending the best part of 90 minutes in their company is almost as much of an ordeal for the viewer as it is for the poor ref.
Certificate 15. Runtime 85 mins. Director Matt Wilde
Kicking Off debuts on Sky Cinema Premiere on Monday 6 March and is available on DVD from Precision Pictures.