Couch Potato Pickings
I’ve been wondering what I’d be like if I had scissorhands, like Edward.
Would I demonstrate a talent for topiary?
Would I be more predisposed towards producing plush paper chains?
Or, would I be better regarded for my capability to create classy cuts for canines?
Judging by the neat hedge I achieved in my garden a couple of weekends ago with a mere pair of shears, I reckon the topiary would win out.