Robert Pattinson stars in the romantic drama Remember Me, based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks

My goodness! Has it been a year already?

Rob’s turning (just) 24 and is already so famous he can’t go anywhere without security. In fact, judging from last year’s visit to the Cannes film festival, he no longer walks alone either – he is l i f t e d out of Robsessed crowds by his very efficient body guards. Boy, I’d love that job…

Meanwhile, the superstar is trying to do his job of acting, pouting and frowning and (we pray) taking his shirt off. The latter is a definite in the upcoming Bel Ami – currently in post production – in which he beds Uma Thurman, amongst many others. The little man-minx!

But before that, we’ll have the distinct pleasure of reacquainting ourselves with Rob in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse as moody broody vampire Edward Cullen – the role that has had pre-teen girls asking to be bitten by him and their mothers pushing past them to get first in line.

Honestly ladies… MOVE OVER! I was here first!