Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen bites the hand that feeds

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has, bizarrely, hit out at reality TV stars. The former Changing Rooms presenter – who now appears with his wife and two young daughters in his own reality show on Living TV, To The Manor Bowen – has criticised ‘celebrities who are simply famous for being famous’. Laurence told Closer magazine: “I feel aggravated by these whitebait clogging up our TV screens. Look at Kerry Katona’s reality show! “I’d fight to the death to make sure I have ‘interior designer’ on my passport rather than ‘TV presenter’.” The 43-year-old also bragged that his wife of 18 years Jackie is now a sex symbol after inviting cameras into their family home on To The Manor Bowen. He said: “Jackie’s been deluged with hot and horny fan mail from young men. My wife has blossomed into an uber-sex symbol. I’m quite pleased other men have recognised what good taste I’ve got.” “You know the Milf phenomenon? Well, Jackie’s the Queen Milf! Forget Victoria Beckham – she’s certainly not a Milf.”