Big Brother’s introduced a palatial looking new dual staircase. That’s the Diary Room beneath it
The Big Brother chair looks like it’s been ripped out of an OTT roadster
Big Brother is introducing a new punishment – the jail where you can top up your tan!
Umm – not exactly Alcatraz is it?
It’s the prison cell with a view
Ooh-er! The designers got a ‘little’ inspired when they dreamt up the bathroom
What IS this… Caligula?! Another angle on the bathroom
Fluff up those pillows – there’s going to be some misbehaving in here!
What do you mean they’re not real gold?
But the designers didn’t just move some chairs around for the new house. Here it is ‘before’…
The bedroom is more ‘spartan’ than ‘Roman orgy’
Those beds do not look designed for massive sleep-ins
But that’s just for half the housemates… The other half get this opulent boudoir!
From the look of those eyes, Big Brother’s been out on the lash
The designers have gone for a California, c1970s style in the kitchen
The kitchen from another angle
The scene of many a drunken night to come – the lounge
The view on to the garden from the dining room
Don’t think Leo Sayer or Sandy could breach the walls of Stalag 9…
A giant ashtray? Your guess is as good as ours
It looks SO much better when the sun comes out
All that’s missing is the strawberry daiquiris
The mangle. It’s part of Big Brother’s eco-friendly Green theme
It’s Big Brother’s Little Brother Zezi and George
And of course, Big Mother Davina