Secret Cinema. Every month they alert their members to a screening somewhere in London. You don’t know what you’re going to see until the credits roll.

It could be a cult classic, an exclusive preview or a golden oldie. But one thing you do know, it’ll be a lot more stimulating — and involving — than a visit to your dull old local multi-plex and (possibly) more comfortable than joining the Climate Campers.

Just sign up on the Secret Cinema website to hear about the location of the next event… And prepare to be surprised and amazed and thoroughly entertained.

But remember. Tell no one.