Couch Potato Pickings

I was going to include a clip from this film but as I started typing the title into YouTube I lost the will to live.

Here are some other ridiculously long titles that pose a considerable challenge for the text speak generation:

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 

Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe 

The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering-Mom

How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying 

The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me but Your Teeth Are in My Neck

The  Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?