Miklos and Caesar Miklos advises dim-witted Caesar on matters of protocol, such as referring to himself in the third person to sound important and not looking down Cleopatra’s top.
Gilbert and Sullivan The operetta composers stage new productions based on Star Trek, Jaws, The Exorcist and Dirty Harry, but they don’t find favour with the public
The angry parents This couple trade insults – such as ‘daddy’s an alcoholic’ and ‘mummy’s lost her libido’ – in between making goo-goo noises and cooing over their baby
Peter and Ted Snooker commentators Ted and Peter have fallen on hard times and are reduced to hosting late-night Dog Poker on Dave TV
Phillips and Monsieur Garnier At the Laboratoire Garnier, Phillips secretly does proper medical research when he should be developing new hair products for Monsieur Garnier. Watch That Mitchell and Webb Look on BBC2 on Tuesdays