EastEnders, Corrie & Emmerdale spoilers: March 30

Calamity Kat looks a gift horse in the mouth and chins it after Mo gives Alfie some of Harry’s money to help her, but she soon suspects its origins.

Kat’s on a one-way trip to ruination. But in a moment of clarity tries to make amends by cooking a family dinner, which goes wrong as she burns it.

Alfie takes them to the Vic for dinner and she opens up about her feelings. But, later, Alfie realises she’s contemplating suicide and races to find her…

Elsewhere, Tina convinces Mick to let Stan move back, but he soon has to be readmitted, with a crestfallen Cora struggling as history repeats.

The Carters have to accept Stan will never leave hospital and he demands to see Dean, while Nancy tells Shirley what happened in the barrel store…

Sharon’s livid with Phil and want to know where he’s been as he calls a family lunch. Later he demands the Arches back from Max, but he won’t budge.

Carol pleads with Max to end the feud, and when Phil learns of Ben’s role in the Arches, drags him to his car. Later, ominously he returns without his son.

Cindy refuses to accept Jane and Ian’s suggestion about Beth, and she tells them she’s moving back to Devon. Can Ian stop her?

Next, it’s Corrie.

Mum to be Fay decides she wants to drop off the baby at hospital and Craig sets out on a dummy run as Tim asks him tough questions. Craig insists they’re just friends…

Craig is exasperated and tells her the plan won’t work, when suddenly she goes into labour and begs him to go find her mum.

Sophie finds Fay alone in labour in the corner shop flat and Craig leads a mortified Anna and Owen to her, before she’s whisked off in an ambulance.

Fay begs Anna not to have a go at Craig and he insists to Beth and Kirk the baby isn’t his. Eventually, the 12-year-old has a baby girl.

Bethany contrives to miss her flight as uncle David is upset by Max’s excitement at spending the day with Callum.

Sarah suddenly storms into Weatherfield, to Bethany’s terror and it’s soon clear why she fled Italy which leads to an almighty massive bust up.

Callum is sniffing around when he learns Sarah is David’s sister and when Bethany disappears after shoplifting Callum offers to help her find her…

Tracy is furious to learn how Tony used the house proceeds and threatens to reveal their affair, while Tony soon falls into line, taking her to a posh hotel.

Finally, we’re in Emmerdale.

Laurel’s secretive slurping reaches new heights as she hides bottles of wine from Marlon, while he reveals he’s been let go from the B&B…

Laurel lies to Doug that her drink was spiked after she drunkenly ruins Dan’s party. Her memory’s blank, but Doug soon reminds her what happened…

Doug feels compelled to tell Marlon about his daughter’s drinking, but she BEGS him not to reveal what happened with April and the vodka.

Victoria tells Adam how she really feels. It’s not good news and they split up… and he’s soon being consoled by Vanessa, altho they both wake up horrified.

Vanessa is reunited with Kirin when he supports her over her test results, but she wants to confess she strayed, while Adam leaves Victoria a voicemail confession, then tries to get the phone to delete it!