Stan’s on his last legs! EastEnders spoilers, March 16

Martin has bad news for Sonia – Rebecca is visiting and doesn’t want to see her. And probably worse, their girl has turned into a ghoul!

Sonia and Martin unite to try and sort out their Gothic horror who’s in trouble at school, and Martin’s hopeful he can ALSO unite with her mum. But it looks long odds when Sonia and Tina kiss!

They agree to start seeing each other on the quiet. How long will THAT last? Sonia confronts Martin about his surly behaviour and is stunned by his words.

Stan collapses and loses feeling in his legs and after hospital treatment gives the family some awful news, while Sonia suggests he go into a hospice.

The idea is eventually agreed though Stan immediately falls out with his roommate. Later, Cora visits and Stan decides to propose! What will she say?

Donna complains about Fatboy but later tries to make it up with him and the odd couple bond, particularly after he drives her to a hospital appointment.

Pam arranges a birthday party for her in the Vic and Fatboy launches into trouble-maker Martin when he tries to kiss Donna for a bet.

Shabnam’s upset when she sees Kush buying flowers, thinking he’s moved on. She confronts a drunk Kush at the Vic and he makes a confession.